THE INTERNET LAUNCH EVENT TEE

The clock struck midnight. With the world’s greatest minds gathered in one place and the push of one giant, blinking red button, the world welcomed The Internet. The Internet Launch Event is rumored to have been extravagant. Guests were spoiled with exclusive merch like this t-shirt. In fact, it’s almost the only living piece of evidence left of this elite occasion, but it was the eighties, so you can imagine the rager that ensued.

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Part of the Pure Fiction series by DTS: commemorating the best events that never happened.

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